Official Robot Adoption Certificate
This document confirms that
Regatta
has officially been adopted by Hank and welcomed into a suitably bonkers home.
Serial number: BOB-3443
Special ability: untangling headphones in under seven seconds
Date adopted: 5 September 2026
Special ability: untangling headphones in under seven seconds
Date adopted: 5 September 2026
Chief Robot OfficerOfficial Human Guardian
CERTIFIED
BONKERS
BONKERS